Holland Litho paves the way!

company invests in grinding, new paving of parking lot

If your plans include a visit to Holland Litho, your parking experience is about to get a whole lot better! Holland Litho is investing in new asphalt for all of its parking lots. We are grinding up and removing the prior pavement to the dirt bed below, smoothing the road bed, and installing new black top. We are completing the project in stages, so no need to worry: part of the job is already complete and we expect to finish it in its entirety within two weeks.

Of course, that all depends on whether or not another high-speed car chase shuts down our street as it did last week! Indeed, Chicago Drive, the location of Holland Litho, was the scene of a car crash as police pursued the vehicle the morning of Tuesday, August 27th. The drivers were suspected of robbing a number of cell phone stores, and in fact a bunch of stolen phones were found in the crashed vehicle. This shut down our street for most of last Tuesday!

The story gets even crazier. As police were cuffing the first two suspects, the lone female suspect bolted from their custody, hopped into a police cruiser and drove off! Another car chase ensued, and she was quickly apprehended.

Now we are no experts, but a surefire way to upset Holland's finest is to steal one of their cruisers as they are trying to arrest you. Maybe the next time we decide to pave our parking lot we can hire this young women as a consultant. Our guess is she will gain a number of years' experience pounding rocks in state prison.

The only thing dull you'll find around here is a variety of our coated stocks.